BigZabba was playing with her anatomically correct horses and she says:

Mommy, do horses get married?

No they don’t get married the same way that people do.

Well, how do they get their babies then?

Hmmm, how do they get their babies? Well, (avoiding the question..)they just have babies.

Oh, well, why don’t they have dances?

Whew, that was a close one